Monkey eye shot

The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey

I love to give my sister a monkey eye shot

by Bobby miller February 25, 2025

Spider monkey

Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.

Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.

“You better hold on tight spider monkey.”

by Timmythetatortot May 24, 2023

spider-monkey

"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen

the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.

spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms

by milliondollarputhy March 23, 2021

Spider Monkey

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.

Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!

by Tvvat March 29, 2022

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 02, 2017

stupid nigger monkey faggot

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots

You better run, stupid nigger monkey faggot.

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 03, 2024

Zebra monkey

A black person with one white parent and one black patent causing strips like a zebra

-Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey

-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo

by Mike-pap May 21, 2013