Yoyo time

HERE WE GO

Yoyo time is fun

by Dildro April 27, 2021

I like spending time with you

I dont have crush on you so stop dreaming about me pls
Thanks!

I like spending time with you

by LunarDarkKnigh June 28, 2022

Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

Hoffy Time

Leaving soon, or on my way = another hour

Johnny said he’d be here soon, but it’s an hour later and there’s no sight of him? Ah, that’s right cause he’s on Hoffy time

by Hoffy Time June 18, 2021

No Time

A phrase used to signify the ever-present and rapacious ebb and flow of time. Often used during the most heated debacles in a game of cards, exclaiming "No Time!" as loudly and obnoxiously as possible is seen as a gesture of respect for the groups collective conscience. The electrician.

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by BromptonCocktail February 4, 2024

time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

by QuacksO March 13, 2023