Penis

The hard thing a man has

You have a hard Penis

by ddcd February 2, 2022

Penis Fart

The exit of gasses through the urethra. similar to a female 'queef' but smellier.

"Hey, Steve, I just did a penis fart can you smell it?"

by epicfortnitegamer13 July 21, 2025

Penis

a penis is a floppy white/black thing between a man's legs

Man: I have a penis

Man 2: I know it's pretty floppy

by Bry_00_lew December 30, 2020

Elon's penis

Seems to be very small, even smaller than Zuckerberg's.

P.S. This part of his body (as a word) is censored when searching on his currently owned site, Twitter (A.K.A. X).

Everyone wants to see Elon's penis how big or small his is.

by Shiine-1 December 6, 2024

james penis

odd and sussy but not bad

sally said james penis wasnt bad

by supermangade January 17, 2022

Penis

1 cent. Just forgot the other N and the E

I have 20 penis

by Jacker_packer March 1, 2023

Penis

the male magic wand that shoots milk when excited and is usually under 8 inches

girl: what's that?
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.

by TheGuyWithNoLife April 14, 2024