by Mrals June 4, 2019
Get the j nutmug. A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.
by LastRealist January 13, 2025
Get the Unk nutmug. Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019
Get the Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sackmug. 
Get the Nutmug. Macho Nut
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.
This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.
To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
Get the Macho Nutmug. by crazyozzyboy January 11, 2025
Get the nuts workmug. (Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
Get the BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTSmug.