Cat

you're only friend when you are depressed.

i have only one friend and that is my cat.

by hayitzbri January 8, 2019

Cat Soup

The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.

Also known as eating pussy.

My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.

by Vanhatti July 12, 2022

cat stick

An elderly man poking a cat with a stick

Alex - "Abby, do you see that cat stick?"

Abby - "Yes, fascinating."

by morettifinder March 14, 2018

garfeld the cat

a very cool and handsome guy who is very likeable and awesome and has amazong art skills and attracts every woman ever because of how hot he is (very hot)

Man, that garfeld the cat guy is very cool and hot.

by not garfeld the cat January 28, 2023

Dirty Cat

When your cat dies so you f**k it and meow at the same time

My cat died the other day so i did a dirty cat on it

by TEgmeow November 23, 2021

Cat Bone

Body part located between the thighs that is exposed when laying vertical on an elevated service and lowering your torso below the hips exposing the concealed area

Brandizzle exposed her cat bone when laying on a bench of the kitchen table and reaching down to poke Ali the dog to see if she is still alive.

by DEESNTZ March 25, 2025

Smurf Cat

Its a random trend where they put a cat photoshopped to a smurf and put Alan Walker - Spectre music (on the We live, we love, we lie part) to the background

It's first appeared on a website called "images.cryhavok.org"

The creator of the image is unkown

Person 1: Hey man do you know that new trend? It's called smurf cat-

Person 2: we live, we love , we lie

by HexCodec September 19, 2023