cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

Cunt Destroyer Mob

Biggest player in the world, could get any girl he wanted. A dude that's really nasty. Yet somehow finds a way to get bitches on his dick every night of the week. Mob created by Krook Face.

Oh my God thank you Krook Face for letting me join Cunt Destroyers Mob!

If it wasn't for you i won't be apart of Cunt Destroyer Mob.

Thanks for accepting me in the Cunt Destroyer Mob.

The Cunt Destroyer Mob is super based.

by BasedSoulja3993 January 21, 2019

Shit Cunt

A name known for the small cocked cunt of a human being known by most as samuel smith

Sam is a shit cunt

by Ben perry101 December 15, 2018

Cunt

Zachary A.K.A Alleli_ on twitch.tv

The word of the day is Cunt.
Oh, so you mean Alleli_?

by That One Osu Guy April 26, 2020

Cunt kid

A winey lil aggravating spoiled ass child that thinks everything must go their way........

The cunt kid was screaming throughout the store

by Dirt Road Hustler May 22, 2020

Cunt Skimming

When a girl wears a skirt that is so short you can see her vagina

Wow, that dress is cunt skimming

by fatsaladclub08 March 4, 2014

Cunt Muffin

1. A name given to someone who you personally think is, as described, a "Cunt Muffin"
2. Instead of just saying "Fuck" or "Shit" one could say the much more entertaining "Cunt Muffin"
3. A muffin that tastes similar to actobacillus bacteria, or the natural lubrication produced by the vagina.

1. "Some guy named TheLegend27 kept kicking my ass in Game of War. He's such a Cunt Muffin!"
2. "CUNT MUFFIN!!! This guy named TheLegend27 kicked my ass in Game of War, again!"

3. Friend 1: Have you been to the Pussy Cafe yet? I went this morning and got their newest item, the Cunt Muffin.

Friend 2: Ewww, probably gave you a STD, man.

by TheWalto December 12, 2016