Cat

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.

The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.

by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022

Orange Cat

A dumb but cute and sweet beastie. They share one brain cell among the lot of them, but lacking brain power causes them to exude big bursts of chaotic energy in random spurts, often referred to as ginger zoomies.

Lurking under the table with wide eyes, the ginger cat randomly lets out a “ROOOOW,” and sprints across the room knocking shit over. The feline then darts across the room in the other direction, then halts. This beastie looks puzzled, ears pointed backwards, head tilted to the side .
“Jesus,” says Fred, “fucking orange cats.”

by BigQ69 July 25, 2023

Cat

a fluffy potato or a fluffy demon

My cat just detroyed all my furniture.

by Grinchblitzkreig February 19, 2020

Ry Cat

Probably theee most amazing guy in the world. He'll make you laugh until your cheeks are ready to fall off. He has the most gorgeous eyes, and amazing personality. He says the most sweetest things, and you can't help but want to talk to him every second of the day. When he looks at you, you can't help but smile. Ry Cat is the nickname of one perfect man.

Look at him, he's such a Ry Cat

by jfdshfksjd October 17, 2011

Cat

Kana.

Person 1: “Why does kana curl up on peoples laps?”

Person 2: “because she’s a cat.”

by KanaEnoshima November 21, 2020

hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.

"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"

by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021

cat wood

sex but the parts are small

i haad cat wood

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023