nut topia

a large amount of sperm on a banana split

guy 1:bro i just ate a nut topia i made and my friend helped me
guy 2:that sound delish can i have some

guy 3: what the fuck is wrong with you two faggs

by wizard 101 rocks June 18, 2018

nut induced amnesia

when you nut on her forehead so hard that she forgets what she was doing and jerks you off a second time

Me: Jenny was going down on me right
Friend: yeah?
Me: I nutted so hard I gave her nut induced amnesia!
Friend: No way! did she go down on you again?
Me: Heck yeah!

by thebigboicheese June 20, 2018

On The Nut

Someone who follows you around, copies everything you do, bothers you over and over again, etc

Damn, that Jakob kid is on the nut

by orulsecs June 20, 2018

Dippy Nuts

When you dip your nuts in chocolate and you make you make dat’ bitch eat some chocolate covered nut

Bitch I got a new set of dippy nuts here, hope your hungry.

by UhUh Hey what doing June 21, 2018

the saltiest nut

Masturbating while crying.

“I busted the saltiest nut over Jessica yesterday”

by nottherealilluminati June 25, 2018

lose my nut

To have a great day and enjoy yourself.

Hi, how are you?
Oh you know, imma lose my nut

by BiggerDickDaddy July 2, 2018

gallapagos nut

When a person (male) leaves a giant splash of sperm on a females face.

Johnny: Yoo Tommy, I heard you busted on Sarah’s Face

Tommy: Yeah Man, it was a GALLAPAGOS NUT

by Uncle Nozzle July 4, 2018