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Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.
Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-
by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023
mugGet the Your Mommug.

mom daddy

The name a toddler calls the parent who is known or capable to perform most (breastfeeding the exemption) parenting tasks in requesting the parent attention. Commonly the 'Most At Home' parent is identified first in order (i.e. Dad mommy).
Mom daddy? can you make me something to eat?
by A Mom Daddy April 21, 2018
mugGet the mom daddymug.

your mom

Your mom is a concoction of 'y' 'o' 'u' 'r' 'm' 'o' 'm' and it is hilarious to use in day to day conversations with your siblings.

Example:

Joe- You are a fat, horrible person.
Lauren- Don't care + Didn't ask
Joe- Shut up you neek (geek+ nerd)
Lauren- Your mom is a neek

Everybody else in class- OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GET ROASTED
2.
Carson- You wear tank tops all the time Chloe
Chloe- Your mom wears tank tops all the time
Carson runs away crying to his mommy and snitching to mother

3.
Taylor- Do you know a mirror cuz that is who you talk to everyday. HAHA
Taaylor- Does your mom know a mirror since that is her only friend.
Taylor- Really? How do you know?
Taalor-Because your mom told me.
Taylor- One more word about my mom and you are dead.
Taaylor- Can you ask your mother something?
Taylor- Why?
Taaylor- because I left my toothbrush there.
Taylor- Where are you?
Taaylor- At your mom's house.

***SILENCE***
by DejiOlatunji June 10, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

Ur Mom

Ur mom
by spicymcdonaldssprite April 12, 2022
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Mom

by oristi October 5, 2021
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mom hangover

When you have done so much mom-work that you physically feel like you have a hangover.

A mom hangover may include symptoms such as headache, unable to tolerate loud noises, shyness to bright lights, etc .
A mom hangover can be caused by nighttime feedings, 4-year old tantrums, the unending piles of laundry, unauthorized use of Sharpies, etc.
We can't come to play group today, I have a mom hangover.
by MinivanMILF July 2, 2016
mugGet the mom hangovermug.

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.
"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."
by Ekker July 29, 2022
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