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valentino white bag

A little ugly girl decided to spill lipstick in her anorexic mother's Valentino White Bag.
little ugly girl: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
anorexic mother: you spilled- WHCHHAHWHEHVHAAHCHHA LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?
by marymaryquitehairy May 19, 2018
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White tears

“White Tears” in this context is not a reference to all White people. “White Tears” is phrase to describe what happens when certain types of White people either complain about a nonexistent racial injustice or are upset by a non-White person’s success at the expense of a White person. It encompasses (and makes fun of) the performative struggle to acknowledge the existence of White privilege, and the reality that it aint always gonna go unchecked.

Like Iggy Azalea with the Becky thing.
Iggy Azalea (tweeting) : girl BYE. do you know how many time ppl have called me BECKY? it didnt have any kind of positive intention behind it. dont start.

the whole becky thing "give me that becky" comes from white womens supposed love for blow jobs. so excuse me but, i dont want *white tears*
by melanynmonroe November 4, 2016
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White Dragon Nall

A person who probably has a cat on his or her head.
by Dogadon March 27, 2003
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White man hustle

While walking across an intersection, the white man is the only race of people to quickly change pace from a careless saunter into a quick burst of speed in order to hustle across the street as to not hold up traffic.
*note: this is fact, other races of people have no concerns for those being held up by the walkway
Come on, Tim! We're holding up the traffic. We better white man hustle across the street.
by Bradntheboyz May 18, 2014
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white elephant gift

A way to royally screw over your friends...especially 2 Pump Chump...by taking away all the gifts he desperately wanted and giving him a Sex Yoga Mat so he could go home and get lucky with his wife but be incredibly jealous of all the alcohol he missed out on!!!!!
After showing up to a White Elephant gift exchange with a spectacular gift for his friends, Leonard had all of his gifts stolen from him because his friends couldn't open up their own gifts, so he ended up with a yoga mat and a hangover.
by J Money Money December 14, 2016
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White Trash Standoff

White Trash Standoff often called an American Standoff is similar to a Mexican standoff but specifically pertaining to debt collectors and phone calls.

When a debt collector calls from an unknown number and you hesitantly answer. They ask to speak with you. You claim you’re not there in order to discover who they are first. They refuse to give you the information unless you tell them who you are. Thus a white Trash Standoff.

confrontation amongst two or more parties in which no strategy exists that allows any party to achieve victory.
Unknown Caller: “May I speak with enter your name here?”
You: *thinking it’s a debt collector* “Not at the moment. Who is this?”
Thereby creating a White Trash Standoff
by Tippman1000 June 2, 2018
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White people bro

White people are the best.They consist from Europe and the USA and they have smaller dicks than black people but are still the more superior especially if you go back in time about 150 years.
by Ye mums Orange Dragon July 13, 2019
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