Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with shiny fingers?
You: Let me see your phone please.
Me: I won't let you touch my screen with those shiny fingers.
You: Let me see your phone please.
Me: I won't let you touch my screen with those shiny fingers.
by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 18, 2021
Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with those shiny fingers?
You: Let me use your phone.
Me: Don't be touching my screen with those shiny fingers
You: Let me use your phone.
Me: Don't be touching my screen with those shiny fingers
by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 18, 2021
When having sex with your partner, and randomly slipping your finger into their asshole while still fucking
1. Hey, me and my gf tried to stick a finger in it last night
2. Ew thats disgusting
1. I know but she thought it was really hot
2. Ew thats disgusting
1. I know but she thought it was really hot
by Mild Milf man June 20, 2022
What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.
Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!
Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...
Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?
Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...
Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?
by frozengrapes151.4 September 25, 2012
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by Fifa pro player with 197 August 23, 2022
Person 1: *is done eating cheetos with Cheeto Fingers*
Person 2: soon you're gonna want to build a wall and go psycho
SIDE NOTE- FUCK DONALD TRUMP
Person 2: soon you're gonna want to build a wall and go psycho
SIDE NOTE- FUCK DONALD TRUMP
by jsisjdjdj March 08, 2021