Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

by LeO4show October 01, 2018

ramen group of friend

an autocratic group of radical islamic terrorism

OH NO GUYS ITS RAMEN GROUP OF FRIEND

by ramen yes July 31, 2020

Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.

Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.

by BigTex March 27, 2012

My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)

My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.

by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022

cuddle friend

This doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a cuddle friend.

No, cuddle friends do not exist.

by SometimesDefineThings December 19, 2014

Friend baiting

When an ugly person uses pictures with their hot friends on a dating app.

“No, you actually matched with the short redhead on the left, he was friend baiting you.”

by Kmartkhaleesi April 28, 2024

Fool a friend day

Fool a friend day is on the 15th of April every year,You must fool a friend by telling them a lie or even tricking them.

“I only have 4 years left to life “
“Omg no “
“Haha not really it’s fool a friend day”

by Jessiefarrell04 April 15, 2019