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Rebecca Black 

Some annoying 13 girl who has managed to make an extremely popular, and terrible song, while making half the nation want to cut their ears off. I hate this bitch. And I'm pretty sure she gave my computer a virus when I played her fucking awful song.
Girl 1: Hey what day of the week is it?
Girl 2: It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.
Girl 1: Shut the fuck up before I strangle you, you stupid Rebecca Black fan....

Rebecca Black 

Our response to Justin Bieber. After Hannah Montana began ruining music, Canada sent us this faggot to destroy it further. In retaliation, we unleashed something that was so bad that it's screwing both of us.

Seriously, why is it that these fucking people with no talent make shit-tons of money, yet if I walk into a label and tell them I can sing, I get fucking laughed at? It's bullshit.
Dear USA,
After having suffered through years of torture at the hands of this "Hannah Montana", we are sending in our specialist on shitty music. His name is Justin Bieber.

Love,
Canada

Dear Canada,
I'll see your Bieber and raise you one singer whose worse than anything in existance. Say hello to Rebecca Black.
Love, the USA

Dear USA,
You win.
Canada
Rebecca Black by uberhero117 November 4, 2011

Pitch Black Out 

The drunk stage after blackout. When your blackout "alter ego", gets an "alter ego". Typically losing the ability to form words.
Will: Hey Drew how was last night?
Drew: I don't remember man, I was pitch black out.
Pitch Black Out by wballardftw April 5, 2013

wide black man 

the summoner of satan, wide black man is the mortal enemy of sArAmTaCoJeSUs and will always be widest and the blackest of them all.
oh no, it looks like wide black man has summoned the satan now i will be in the not live, rip
wide black man by sArAmTaCoJeSUs February 19, 2019

The Black Pearl 

african american oc designed by artist liam riley aka 'furboy' of devianart, based off of the hit SpongeBob Squarepants character 'pearl'
Bod: Have you seen the black pearl

Paul McCartney: Yeah man, I love that webcomic

creased black air forces

the worst type of shoes you can wear. If you see anyone wearing these, call 911
Dude! I just got some creased black air forces!
I'm calling 911...