A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.
Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!
by greydotcom March 25, 2024
Get the Penis Shamanmug. 
A penis, is a living creature that wiggles around in your pants. If you get a boner (Erection) thats FANTASTIC.
by bjhfgsefgxchjvgkhlioytdsrxgchv March 24, 2019
Get the PENISmug. when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo
cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"
by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021
Get the torpedo penismug. Your a 12 year old male kid who thought it would be funny to look up the word penis on urban dictionary
by unslim shady or lil whale February 23, 2022
Get the penismug. by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019
Get the A penis filetmug.