brown booster

The name given to the process of shitting in a plastic bag, and then proceeding to put it into the front of your underwear, to make the bulge appear bigger

"Tommy wanted to pick up a chick at the club, so he used a Brown Booster to help him out a bit"

by locgro32 January 21, 2017

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kait brown

When a girl rides you cowgirl and right before you cum she jumps off kicks you straight in the balls and then shits on your cock.

Damn this crazy girl gave me a kait brown the other night and now my cock is sore and dirty.

by Harshnet July 10, 2017

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Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023

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james brown turnaround

The act of taking a shit, then having to get up, turn around, and vomit in the toilet. Most often happens so fast, you aren't able to flush in between.

After eating lunch at Taco Bell, i was up 1/2 the night doing the James Brown turnaround.

by jwoww243 January 9, 2017

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