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Channel 3 Eyewitness News

a television station in Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States, affiliated with NBC. The station has been owned by Sarkes Tarzian, Inc. since 1982
Cindy Sexton celebrated 25 years with Channel 3 Eyewitness News in 2010. She co-anchors Live at 5:00 , Live at 5:30, Eyewitness News at 6:00, and participates as a co-host on 3 Plus You weekdays at 11:00 a.m.
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Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.
Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."
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Spiffy News

Spiffy news is a youtube channel created by entrepreneur Ryan Lutness. They are known for Making short news skits and satire super hero movies.
Spiffy News Bjorn Boy has over 200 subscribers.
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A saying expressing the boost of combollers(mechanics) from getting new controllers
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New Word

The button you press to submit a new word to this website
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New

Recently came out or freshly made.
This mug is new, dont break it!
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New Shoreham

A small town on the coast of Block Island. The food there is shit
Joe: “Hey, how was your trip to New Shoreham?”
John: “I got crab from a restaurant. I ended up throwing it up back into the ocean.”
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