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am I the only one

A common phrase with the connotation "I feel I'm in the minority on this subject" that has received ridiculous amounts of trendy hate from the socially-impaired unable to understand anything in a non-literal manner.
Honest Question: "Am I the only one who...?"

Person 1: "You're never the only one!"
Person 2: "You're never the only one idiot!"
Person 3: "Idiot, you're NEVER the only one"
Person 4: "Yeah, you can never possibly be the only one!"
Person 5: "We are so LOGICAL!"
by Breadline October 29, 2011
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smooth one's / sb's (ruffled) feathers

to make oneself (or somebody else) feel less irritated or offended
Lacon was no fool, and the Cousin's wrath just when everyone was trying to smooth their feathers was a thing to be avoided at any cost.
John le Carré: The Honourable Schoolboy.CORONET BOOKS, Hodder & Stoughton, 2000. p. 63.
by Petyush April 11, 2005
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one sided backwards ass fuck

a person who is one sided and is completely wrong
Ben is a one sided backwards ass fuck he has no idea what is even going on
by BOSS NIGGUH December 19, 2007
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one shotter you got 'er

Once the girl drinks one shot, she instantly becomes a slut and or whore. Than anyone there has a legitimate shot and walking home with some poon.
"Our friend Emily who lives downstairs is a one shotter you got 'er. Yeah I even heard she got with Pat!"
by Bob Dylan 420 January 6, 2010
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One Taco Short of A Taco Salad

An extremely dumb person; the person who has an IQ below 80
TEACHER: what is -3(x+8)-5(x-3)^4
student 1: 7?
student 2: kid stop answering you're one taco short of a taco salad!
by Simply Beastly October 19, 2010
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One Time When Fuck You

A Phrased Use When You Are Telling A Story To People One Fuck Ass Decides To Interrupt You Or Just Something To Say So People Think You're Gonna Tell A Story But It Just Leads To A Fuck You .
Example 1
You : Hey One Time I Was Riding An Electric Scooter And ...

Person : * Interrupts You * Oh That Reminds Of This One Time ..

You : * Interrupt Back * Oh Yeah It Reminds Me Of That One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : Oh Hey One Time When Fuck You

Person : Dick ..
by Scoutt_cx May 8, 2014
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One eyed screaming semen demon

A penis; also a figure of speech used to describe a penis in an attempt to invoke fear or excitement when described.
How would you like a one eyed screaming semen demon in your ass pal!?!?!
by butanebird91 January 25, 2017
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