Ya Like Jazz

"Ya Like Jazz" is Jeff Bezos's famous last words. RIP Bezos. We really dont miss you, you prick
"Ya like jazz, steve?" "Didnt that one rich asshole say that before he died" "Potentially.."
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Built like a ginger

Tall, lanky, bright white, freckly, BIG FRECKLES, and an uprise forehead
by Mz.Mistress January 24, 2021
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two fingers like a player

Typically accompanied by hand gestures:

Air guns, wherein the two fingers represent the shaft
shocker,

or peace\victory

A boss way of handling business.
A: did you get it done?
B: two fingers like a player
by Alexandra Thomas September 21, 2015
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A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
by Vexamon October 21, 2023
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Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.
I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.
by WBAP December 12, 2021
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grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex
I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat
by DT94 April 23, 2016
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