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Balls in a vice grip

Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."
by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003
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great balls of fire!

An extreme case of JockItch.
by Jerry Lee Lewis November 28, 2006
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EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 22, 2003
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wrecking ball blumpkin

When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.

There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:

1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.

JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?
by JrobbieRcockJ March 24, 2010
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Ball Buster Parfeit

The womans answer to the cherry swirl. Its where during a guys orgasm, a woman grabs the guys balls really hard and twists until they snap.
After cherry swirling that bitch, she Ball Bustered Parfeit my best friend when she cheated on me
by Bud Wise August 3, 2004
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hot as satan's balls

"It's hot as satan's balls outside"
by 8===D----(.)(.) April 17, 2010
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gimmie da ball

The best game to play while waiting in line to see MSI.
Hey you with the ga huking deer foot, GIMMIE DA BALL.
by Bobbo el gobbo April 13, 2005
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