Double ‘Mando

When a girl goes double commando- no bra, no chonies!

I’m going double ‘mando-I’m just going to the market!

by Janers January 30, 2021

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

double-faced entendre

Someone who has 2 totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel and one side being a devil.

"You double-faced entendre"- Oliver Tree

by lifegoesonion June 25, 2021

Double bubble

When you a bad Mf and over time hourly rate is double instead of time in a half.

Fuck that time in a half job, I’m chasing that double bubble.

by Kloooo May 4, 2025

Double Fisting

When you hold an alcoholic beverage in both hands.

Valerie was totally wasted last night. She was double fisting the second she entered the pub.

by SPLASHPUTIN November 20, 2022

double xp sleep

When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.

Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.

by Sköl July 18, 2019

Double Memed

Two memes at once. Double meme penetration. Messy.

Sami: "did you do the history project?"
James: "yeah I got high and made it into a vaporwave edit. I double memed it."

by fiberoneprotein March 20, 2016