Brown Pull

When you shit into your hands and then jack off using the shit as your lube

Eddie: "where's Glen gone"
Adam: "he's down in the toilets having a brown pull"

by Manson81 October 12, 2022

Moulton & Brown

Origins on Oxford Street, London. A better class of lotion lady

Someone told me the other day that Scary Spice is a bit of the old Moulton & Brown

by Van Baggins November 11, 2004

breezy brown

A terrible dance move that should have been banned when introduced.

"Come on now, do the breezy brown!"

by Choptill November 13, 2019

Mighty Brown

The biggest most voluptuous shit you've ever seen.
Provided by McDonalds

Person 1: The mighty browns coming!!!
Person 2: Blows up!

by MightyBrownMan December 7, 2022

Tijuana Brown Trout

Turds that wash up on San Diego County beaches when ever it rains and the Tijuana sewage treatment plant fails.

It rained today so Tijuana Brown Trout will be on the beaches

by Monkey's Grandpa September 11, 2022

infinite brown glitch

when you take a shit and the the fecal residue won't come off no matter how much you wipe

guy 1: "dude i was taking a shit and i got the infinite brown glitch"
guy 2: "damn"

by theinfinitebrowner May 5, 2024

Standford brown mug

When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden

1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee

2: I would kill her ass

by GeekMan420 February 20, 2024