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Jack o’smack

A sex position where the woman puts a pumpkin on her head, while the man smacks her ass till it’s bright red and looks like a wild card. Also known as pumpkin fucking.
1- You what? What’s Jack O’smack?

2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!
by Onyx_hana April 24, 2022
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selfy-jack

Verb: to capture a picture of someone posing ridiculously for a "selfy", unaware of your photo of them and share it online
Noun: a picture captured of someone posing ridiculously for a selfy, who is unaware of someone else capturing their moment.
Tom just selfy-jacked a lady who was making ridiculous faces while trying to capture the perfect selfy.
by character01 May 31, 2013
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Fireman Jack

When intensity becomes risk, and challenge awaits FireMan Jack to solve a fire after the suspect, lit her hair down low, to rescue her by cumming on yer va-jay and cumming to rescue simultaneously ), penis
He Fireman Jacked her on the spot. Hot hot now cool yo.
by FtMaveric May 22, 2025
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parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.
An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"
by techyartsyman52 June 11, 2021
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Jack

Very queer person that likes large penis in his ass
Fuck Jack.
by Fatoldgoose July 19, 2018
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Jack Ryan

Jack Ryan is the ultimate 2 stroke man no one can stop him and his 2 stroke passion he will never ride one of the gay 4 strokes and if he does it will be the last thing he rides , Jack is truly a meme in the flesh and he hates libtard
Mix that 2 stroke gas Jack Ryan
by Robbybobby420 October 27, 2019
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Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!
OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!
by A matchmaker September 18, 2017
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