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Fart

by Who aress February 1, 2024
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Farting

A fart is when some gas forms in your stomach and goes all the way to your bladder and then just POPS out. Sometimes it is noisy and sometimes it is not. Sometimes it is smelly and sometimes it is not. There is a saying, “silent but violent” which means you can’t hear it but it stinks like sh*t. If someone farts, people will often laugh because farting is hilarious. If you fart in front of your crush, they will probably never like you. When you fart in a swimming pool, bubbles will form at the surface and people will know you farted. It may also smell when the bubbles as this is gas popping. It is known that your butt cheeks will ripple when you fart. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT SEARCH THIS UP!!!!!!!!
Man: ewwwww are you farting

Woman: *blushes* no.....
Man: I’m breaking up with you
by littlebum January 10, 2020
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you not even the fart

An insightful, poetic lyric followed by a tasteful "grrah" by the philosopher Ice Spice in her new composition, Think U The Shit (Fart). It is beautifully written and sways all the masses.
John: "you not even the fart"
Terrence: "tf?"
John: "you know.. ice spice"
Shaniqua: "Ohhh that new singer"
John: "THINK YOU THE SHIT BITCH YOU NOT EVEN THE FART"
Terrence: "uh..." *strained* "grrah"
by kenshitakahashisleftbuttcheek February 17, 2024
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stinky fart brain

A stinky fart brain is someone named vanessa
stinky fart brain wouldn’t pick where we were eating she just kept saying idk
by Mfjizzyj August 2, 2022
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I farted in the group

something to use when you’re texting your friends on a group chat and fart
me: yo guys guess what
amy: what
Kylie: what
me: I farted in the group
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fart rack

When a man farts while sitting with his legs closed and the fart is of such magnatude that the air passes upwards past his balls with such force that it racks him.
Dude: "Uuuuggghhh!"

Dude2: "Dude, are you ok?"

Dude: "Man, I just fart racked myself".
by 601baddawg February 22, 2014
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Fart snuggle

I had to leave the room last night because i wasn't trying to fart snuggle my fiance.
by MrsBMW July 16, 2018
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