Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
by Kyle the new Karen December 09, 2021
The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.
by Bagel aids July 18, 2022
An abstract or avant garde item, phrase, piece of clothing, etc. (example: minimalist nativity scene)
“That dress is so new musicy.”
by Newmusicygirl March 31, 2024
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?
by Skorpious July 17, 2020
boy1- do you want to go to the mall
girl1- i cant i have basketball practice
girl1 to girls 2 - i do have practice but im not going so im not lying its just some news
girl 2 - yeah bad news for him
girl1- i cant i have basketball practice
girl1 to girls 2 - i do have practice but im not going so im not lying its just some news
girl 2 - yeah bad news for him
by Lickdoor October 10, 2017
Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.
Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.
by Arizona Mildman July 08, 2018