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girl in red

H: Hey do you listen to girl in red?
T: Yea I do
H: oh so are You a lesbian then?
T: yea
by existing_sucks September 12, 2022
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red days

League of Legends lose streak that could go on for days
Person 1: How's your ranked grind?
Person 2: Been having red days bro. Not good at all...
by kneegrew July 28, 2022
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red kelpie

A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again
I had some red kelpie last night and woke up naked and not knowing what I did last night
by red kelpie October 2, 2014
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red stranger

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger
by Streensley December 17, 2020
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Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.
“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”
by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021
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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

______________________________________________________
THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

_____________________________________________________

If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL
by fuckingUSERNAME August 2, 2023
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