Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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rolling eyes like "whatever you say"

🙄 Used as bored.

"Look, I have a lot of mail!" - (Person A (1 line))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))

by Saetern June 8, 2018

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you like?

what a foreign person says when they give someone a taste of their food

maria -“here you go john, my famous bacalhau à brás”
john - “thanks! *eats*
maria - “you like?”

by soaresj August 18, 2020

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Blind liking for self confidence

A phenomenon on dating platform like tinder.
Upspeed blind liking of profiles without looking at photo's and descriptions.
It provides a boost on the self confidence of women, because they think all men like them.
But only when a female makes the match, shall the man make his choice.

Blind liking for self confidence
Waiting for the train and you dont have enough time to inspect all profiles.

So you are blind liking profiles at tinder for gaining self confidence at women.

by ontjie October 22, 2020

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