Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️
6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️
6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan
by Mick diggler June 12, 2022
Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.
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When you spread your butt cheeks apart, and your partner spreads their butt cheeks apart, you then rub your buttholes together
by Drunken Hippie January 04, 2022
Kelsey brown is a very sweet and energetic person, she will sometimes be rude but don't let that get to you. Kelsey is stubborn but she is also very honest in many ways.
random girl -OMG i just befriended a kelsey brown!!!!
her friend-OMG really!? kelsey brown is so sweet.
her friend-OMG really!? kelsey brown is so sweet.
by makakak April 08, 2021
v) A undignified sex move. When a male human ejaculates 5 seconds before he inserts his Phallus into his female counterpart.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.
Gloria: "Hey, kristen how was your date last night with your boyfriend?"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"
by huh1234 September 05, 2009