smoke out the dogs

allowing a turd rider (tailgater) to pass you, become the 'point man', zoom out in front attract the police and get the speeding ticket!! (not specific to males!!)
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover

i'm going to pull over and let this shit-ass smoke out the dogs

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

dog food face

Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.

"Hey Dog Food Face!!! Get your fat @$$ over here, NOW!"

by Conster April 12, 2006

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 4, 2008

Snap-dog job

A snap-dog job is a job performed above and beyond typical expectations, whether it be faster or better than usual.

"You're done with that already?! What a snap-dog job!"

by Jeshugah November 9, 2008

dog day demolition

downright dirty and damned destruction of anything anywhere.

President Bush: Our successful Iraq invasion was completed in record time...
Popular Conciousness: It was a dog day demolition

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.

My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.

by bergholz October 13, 2008

Dirty Dog of the Internet

This is a term typically used to describe the irrational scum of the internet.

Its singular form (Dirty Dog of the Internet) can be used as just a general term to describe a particularly frustrating individual online, an insult directed towards a person, or as a normal, profane term.

Its plural form (Dirty Dogs of the Internet) can be used to describe a group of individuals on the internet that are generally seen as annoying, or can just be used as a normal, profane term.

"This dirty dog of the internet is a living logical fallacy with all his incomprehensible bullshit."

"<annoying social media site> is a group of dirty dogs of the internet!"

"Shut up, you dirty dog of the internet!"

*stubs toe* "Dirty dog(s) of the internet!"

by Sweggins June 25, 2015