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stray kids

not straight kids, far from that!

goofy little guys
the reason we’re called stays is because the r in stray kids stands for rich; stay doesn’t have an r
by https.minho.ca May 7, 2024
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Ghetto kid

Wears bass pro shops hat, wears a shirt of a band they don’t listen, wears nascar shirts but only knows about there political controversies, associates decent cartoons with horrible rap, listens to horrible rap, makes cringe edits, and thinks they’re hood but aren’t even a close to actual hood people like Miami, Memphis, and Detroit citizens as well as celebrities like ice cube, Jason luttrell, Eminem, etc
by Nascarfan2007 September 13, 2022
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Fortnite Kids

Look at that little shithead over there. Must be one of those damn Fortnite Kids.
by BeefCakes3 October 18, 2021
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I eat kids

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by Jjjjdnxnnxx May 28, 2022
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Band kid

Ok, I didn’t know what this was until yesterday and this phrase has been a thing for months, but I’ll try to reiterate.

A “band kid” is supposedly somebody who makes attempts to squeeze outdated/dead memes into almost all of their sentences, and just a generally unfunny person (This describes me way too well I’m scared).

This doesn’t necessarily all of these kinds of people are in a band of any kind, it is just a generalization after noticing the majority of those people were people in a school marching band or something along those lines.

The majority of memes that have existed for more than half a year seem to qualify as “band kid humor, so unless you don’t want people on your ass commenting on how “bad” your sense of humor is, either start getting responses ready for angry 9-year olds slandering you on whatever social media platform is being used, or start updating your sense of humor.

(Ok but seriously though why does half of this generation not know how to spell anymore? And their sense of humor is the most downright racist/sexist/homophobic shit ever or the lowest quality shit ever. The most stupid part is that I’m a part of this wave of people. I don’t understand why you find that stuff funny? Why are you trying to push it onto me? If you find it funny, good for you, but I don’t find it very funny. Stay mad and go complain on Twitter or something.)
Band kid: “Dude check out this epic gamer moment

Person 1: “Dude, please stop- you have band kid humor so childish it’s not even funny at all anymore.”
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my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .
My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.
by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017
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just kidding day

just kidding day monday september 11 say something and it is just kidding
im joking please send thigh pics for just kidding day
by alessiakakak September 12, 2022
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