Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.

David is a butt monkey

by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022

chubby monkey

A chubby monkey is a fat,infectious vagina that oozes puss from the labia

Bro I tried fucking Sheryl but she has a huge chubby monkey

by Clam pussy December 01, 2018

Monkey time

It's Time to get freaky!!

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

Monkey time

It's freaky time.

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).

by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

Monkey Time

A monkey with a AK 47 will come to your house, and destroy the things you love.

Monkey Time: A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house, and destroyed my play-doh boots.

by BobTheBird5 March 07, 2021

Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020