1. the kind of kid who wears super-phat brand clothing all the time, pimped up with much supplemental accessoires like bandanas, tags and sometimes even drink holders at their hips. Often addicted to video games. Sometimes a bit obese, but mostly cutish.
2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.
3. aka brand child.
2. also comes with super-soft luxury phat-body and smart looking face tuned in a manner as if thei're pushing a bit - but this resembles only thinking, wich turns out to be hard for them.
3. aka brand child.
Look dat taggy kid, dude, every time he's asked a question he looks like taking a dump.
He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.
He got more tags on his body at all than his brand clothing needs to sell.
by chipskid May 19, 2011
Get the taggy kidmug. The young girl’s parents were horrified to discover her grandmother was turning her into a sticky ipad kid.
by ChristinasFriend March 9, 2024
Get the Sticky ipad kidmug. that one stupid unsocial kid who has an ipad at the age of 2-9 and 20 years later the parents wonder why their kid was a elementary and middle school loser.
Briana: Why is that kid with his ipad and not playing basketball outside with his cousins?
Abdul: He's an ipad kid, he lacks basic social skills and has never talked to anybody but their mom and dad.
Abdul: He's an ipad kid, he lacks basic social skills and has never talked to anybody but their mom and dad.
by jimyjohn December 19, 2021
Get the ipad kidmug. The Quiet Kid: "Sir how does a nuclear meltdown begin?"
The Science Teacher: "*explains* why?"
The Quiet Kid: "No reason... Looks like I do have plans after all"
Me: "Oh no"
The Science Teacher: "*explains* why?"
The Quiet Kid: "No reason... Looks like I do have plans after all"
Me: "Oh no"
by The Quiet Kid With an AK47 November 14, 2023
Get the The Quiet Kidmug. by Johngle arson September 4, 2025
Get the Street kidmug. 
