by CaptainIceman October 26, 2015
Ben: damn I just got rejected hardbody by Jennifer
Dan: you dumb stupid she put you on blast bro, nap time.
Dan: you dumb stupid she put you on blast bro, nap time.
by Jay stewie June 23, 2017
by icedagger17 January 12, 2020
(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.
I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.
by niquil July 02, 2021
Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.
by differentbreeddefinition December 27, 2020
Sand time is a term used when time is in an hourglass. This term can also be used to represent when you feel like time is indecisive.
"what time is it?" ... "I don't know let me check my sand time."
"What time do you want to meet up at?".... " I don't know it's a sand time."
"What time do you want to meet up at?".... " I don't know it's a sand time."
by Imsuperhot June 13, 2022
The theory that time does not exist, popularized by British scientist Julian Barbour. It states that our minds have created time to keep everything from happening all at once, meaning everything that has ever happened and everyone who has ever been born all happened at the same time.
The Illusional Time Theory states that since time does not exist, people and things like Jesus, dinosaurs, Hitler, Led Zeppelin, the U.S. moon landing and the sinking of the Titanic all happened at the same time.
by CelticEagle February 18, 2019