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I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.
Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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Usually used when one is masking a crush they have on their friend. Though the word is platonic, it will instantly be romantic when repeated. The person saying this are not trying to convince someone else they’re friends, they are trying to convince themselves that they don’t like someone.
Person A: “I thought we were friends?”

Person B: “We ARE friends. We’re friends.”

Person A: “that’s what I just said, you can’t just repeat me?“

Person B: “it’s actually because I like you and I have some extreme eternalized trauma that I should get checked out.”

Person A: “Ah, the repetition of the word "friends"“
by Jay_____________ October 23, 2022
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best friend

the person you hate most and compete against; someone who you enjoy bullying and harrassing (may include acts such as pushing and punching)
I punched Matthew when I saw him around the halls because he is my best friend
by nseisienndkskex April 21, 2022
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National no friends day

Your friends left so you have no one you have to find new friends even though you have known them more than half of your life.
National no friends day when they leave you and you have to find new people that are not fake and won’t just ditch you
by Alexi_V237 April 23, 2022
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Lifespan of a gay friend

21 - 22
Lifespan of a gay friend. 21 - 22
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Slap your friends day

*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022
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