Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

by Vinny Pinto May 3, 2016

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

Shit in the Dick

When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick

"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"

by Nemsisxd January 27, 2018

Dick Raisin

A particle of poo that gets stuck in your pee hole after having anal sex. It resembles a raisin and it's stuck in your dick, hence the name.

I tried to take a piss last night after I fucked Cassandra in the ass but my pee hole was blocked by dastardly dick raisin.

by Thestankterpuss June 17, 2016

pinch that dick

An affectionate way to acknowledge a friends story about him or herself: a simple phrase used in the urban community to describe anything and everything.

tod-" hey can i borrow twent dollars?''
jeremiah-" pinch that dick playboi"
tod-"thanks man"

2. yo son, pinch that......
3. raise your glasses and pinch that dick!!!

by pauliepancakes June 24, 2013

Dick Rabbit

A slutty or horny girl who enjoys bouncing on dicks much like a rabbit. She usually thinks she is not slutty but thinks everybody else is.

Friend 1: Sophie just called Rachel a slut!
Friend 2: But I saw Sophie kissing Steve and Joe last period!

Friend 1: What a Dick Rabbit she does that everyday

by Erak Shunn March 12, 2015

Duff-Dick

A term used to describe the inability to perform sexually under the influence of vast amounts of alcohol.

"Oh man, I was at this crazy party, finally hooked up with the hottest girl there, got into her bed and lost out to a serious case of duff-dick."

by Jason Pickett January 17, 2008