Sly Dog Ninja

when someone runs off to commit perverted acts in secret....

I'll do a Sly Dog ninja and take picture of her nipple while shes asleep

by Han Hogan November 23, 2011

it's what dogs do

an excuse dog owners use to weasel their way out of taking responsablity for their dog's actions

neighbor: your dog's incessant barking keeps me up all night! please stop leaving it outside!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog keeps getting out of your backyard and shitting on and digging up my lawn! please secure your gate better!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog got out and mauled my 5 year old on his way home from school!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

by Ameslan June 1, 2017

dog day demolition

downright dirty and damned destruction of anything anywhere.

President Bush: Our successful Iraq invasion was completed in record time...
Popular Conciousness: It was a dog day demolition

by Master of Cunts May 12, 2008

hot dog warrior

To be flamboyant, gay, a lamer or any other derogatory word degenerating their sexual preference.

JoeSB is a hot dog warrior.

by AShatteredGrave September 1, 2003

Puppy-dog gaurding

When playing tag, or another game where there is a 'base' or other type of safe zone, the person 'it' stands outside the zone, waiting for the person to leave so as to tag them.

person1: *runs into base*
person2: *stands outside base waiting for them to try to escape*
person1: Hey! No puppy-dog gaurding!

by LouDogintheVan August 25, 2009

tijuana chilli dog

when a man eats mexican food and a laxative the deficates on a woman chest only to turn around and titty fuck her till he comes and she preform oral sex to clean him up.

this hooker ate a tijuana chilli dog for $20. two weeks later she called me for another

by malevolentthoughts January 8, 2012

smoke out the dogs

allowing a turd rider (tailgater) to pass you, become the 'point man', zoom out in front attract the police and get the speeding ticket!! (not specific to males!!)
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover

i'm going to pull over and let this shit-ass smoke out the dogs

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009