Chicken

CHICKEN IS NOT A MEAT WTF YALL TALKING ABOUT!!!!??!!!

person 1: is chicken a meat
person 2 NO

by Chicken is not a meat! September 27, 2021

chicken bum

when someone is being a dickhead you call them a chicken bum

"you're a chicken bum"

by chickenbums October 29, 2023

why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Chicken shit

Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.

The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo (from Friday) of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

The Chicken Dance

One girl is on the ground on her knees while two men stand beside her on each side as she proceeds to jerk both of them off with her biceps flapping her arms back and forth.

Last night I did the chicken dance with John and cooper

by jgdawg18 May 25, 2021

Putting the chicken nuggets in the air fryer

Master bating with a finger up your ass

I was putting the chicken nuggets in the air fryer before you called

by Hunter37 January 4, 2025

Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks.

The definition of the type of food you consume without minutes notices because it sounded good, only to quickly realize that you're going to have a rough time on the toilet when you wake up from your food-induced coma.

"Jeez, I could really go for one of those Cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks."

"Dammit Bob, you know what happened to Jeremy!"

*mouth stuffed with cinnamon-ginger-licorice-tasting fried chicken beaks* "Wha?"

by Snoddas October 1, 2017