National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.

"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."

by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019

National talk day

National {talk}day you talk a lot have fun with it make up new words

National talk day I talk all day time to talk

by Yearyee September 9, 2019

National hug day

A day that is on no other than March 25th

Hey did you know its national hug day?

NO?
*gives hugs*

by KARENsaPhattHo September 10, 2019

National grab dick day

on September 12 every year, girls celebrate national grab dick day!! grab a guys dick on that day. CHALLENGE YOUR FRIENDS, who can grab the most dicks in one day.

National grab dick day

by Flashes00 September 11, 2019

National Kiss Day

September 15th 2019 is national kiss day! (Girls and boys alike)

"Hey Kaitlyn guess what dat it is?"-John
"I don't know john?"-Kaitlyn
*Kiss* "Its national Kiss day!"

by YoDaniel September 15, 2019

national snatcher day

A day where every female wears her Big Booty Pants , nigga snatchers or whatever pants make her booty look good. It is celebrated on September 16th, January 9th, and March 18th.

Did you hear!? Tomorrow is national snatcher day

by tctuesdays September 15, 2019

National Change Seat Day

On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.

Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”

by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019