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cunt faced cunt

An ambitious young adult, usually college-educated, living in or near a large city. They look after number one, and everyone else is low on the priority list.
"Look at that cunt faced cunt over there drinking all the mojito's"
by Craig Mac February 13, 2008
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mother fucker face

by Brett August 21, 2004
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Beat your face

Condescending Army term for telling someone to do push-ups.

Its usually used by a higher-ranked person toward a lower-ranked person for punishment. Wouldn't usually be used during PT, you'd tell someone "beat your face" if you caught them red-handed doing something stupid.

Rarely used by officers when dropping a sergeant for push-ups because of its condescending tone, its almost exclusively directed toward lower ranked enlisted when they fuck up.
Platoon Sergeant: What the fuck are you doing walking around outside without your cover (hat/beret) on you dipshit?
Soldier: Uh... uh... no excuse sergeant?

Platoon Sergeant: BEAT YOUR FACE
by infantryscoming August 19, 2010
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The North Face Complex

literal translation: "I'm a tool" "Independent and original thought are foreign concepts to me, as evidenced by my unexplainable desire to look exactly like everyone around me"
Geez, would you look at that, every single person in that fraternity/soroity is wearing the same color North Face jacket, they must have the North Face Complex.
by Jim G. January 24, 2006
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pillsbury O-Face

When one ejaculates on a girls face early, so he must go down on her to while her face looks like its covered in dough so she can get off too.
Bro did you bang Becky?
Yeah but I came too early so I had to give her the pillsbury O-Face
by Castansa March 29, 2017
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Warrior Face Mask

When a male removes his pants and places his cojones otherwise known as nuts, balls, crown jewels, and or nads on anothers face. The sack is placed over the nose and extends down the victims face. This act is called the Warrior Face Mask.
Yo dude, did you hear John gave Jimbo the Warrior Face Mask.

No way man, that's awesome!!

Tiffany said something in the room smelled funny, so I decided to give her the Warrior Face Mask.
by Dr. Nutter September 4, 2013
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resting shit face

When a person always has a face like they are taking a shit. Much like resting bitch face.
He have you seen her pictures on Instagram? she has resting shit face in all of them.
by Rywa July 26, 2019
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