Shit in the Dick

When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick

"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"

by Nemsisxd January 27, 2018

Dick throat

Instead of strep you get dick throat after sucking a dick for to long and it has some pretty harsh side effects if you ask me.

Jennifer: my throats hurten somethin fierce
Rachel:what did you do last night?
Jennifer: totally destroyed Ron’s huge dick

Rachel: babygirl you got a bad case of the dick throat you dumb fucking whore

by Shucci Goes May 7, 2018

dicking around

The act of saying your going to do something, but then doing everything except the work that you set out to do. Some people, especially college students, have become pros at this through the use of stumbleupon, facebook, or bored.com.

Sheehy and Curtin never get their work done cause there always dicking around

by TheHurricane December 14, 2009

Dick whip

When a man whips a woman in the face with his dick, like it's a pistol.

Ron:I'll dick whip that bitch in the face when she goes to stand down, if she wants to give me head.
Gary: well goddamn.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.

Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump

by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012

Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

by Vinny Pinto May 3, 2016

Twilight Dick

Also called TD.

When you shave your pubes and put sparkley lotion on it to keep from getting ingrown pubes. this makes your dick, balls, and surrounding area sparkle and smell like flowers. This is a Twilight Dick.

Guy: Hey I put this lotion on my crotch to keep from getting ingrown hairs and it made me sparkle and smell good.

Girl: Haha Twilight Dick! Im going to call you TD from now on

Guy: Okay :(

by lolatthis1 November 29, 2011