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cum blow

When a girl is sucking on a dick so hard that it cause cum to come out all over the females face breasts hair in an exploding manner
That cum blow must have been amazing
by CIMH December 30, 2015
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Cummings

Setting the rules for everyone else but doing as you please yourself, against the rules. Never admitting you were wrong and simply being an arrogant tit.
He did a cummings when he told the rest of the country to stay at home but went to see his family. If he’d had stepped down it wouldn’t have mattered but he was too arrogant for that.
by Monkey House May 25, 2020
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Cum Friends

When a group of boys cum in each other’s arse and suck it out slowly and sexually after.
Oh my god, me and my mates had a cum friends sesh last night, it was so fun
by Bigcock01 January 29, 2021
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Cum

Cum is an abbreviation for the crime uproot ministry. It is a law enforcement agency used when martial law takes affect. It is used when standard law enforcement has completely collapsed in an area. It has been used in sector 07 which is on of the most dangerous and unlawful sectors exiled from civilized society.

The white salty stuff that comes out of your pp.
"Did you hear that the cum arrested the drug lord down in Mexico?"

"I'm sorry what the fuck."
by tommythecommie November 26, 2021
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Cum Fiesta

A lot of cum, like so much cum, cum everywhere. All you can taste is cum, all you can see is cum, hell you can even hear the cum. Also a typical reference when referring to a Bob Sutton defense.
Dylan could hardly walk after his all night encounter with Brendan’s shlong; it’s clear that they engaged in a Cum Fiesta.

Cody: “WOW the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense is really shitty.”
Brendan: “Bob Sutton really knows how to be apart of a Cum Fiesta.”
by JoceyJoce November 5, 2018
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Olivia cummings

by Joker on crack March 3, 2022
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cum guzzler

A male or female who is such a whore they guzzle cum like it's a profession. They gurgle the frothy mixture as if it were a iced lemonade on a hot summer day
That cum guzzler needs to choke on the semen of a thousand whales.
by FesterAdams October 12, 2014
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