Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018

Chunky Monkey

The best flavor of Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

This chunky monkey is fucking delicious you black nigger.

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Peach Monkey

A girl that gets really worked up and climbs all over you.

When Melissa gets turned on, she is a real peach monkey and climbs all over her man trying to quench her desires!

by Mr Renaissance July 10, 2014

Monkey Union

A monkey rock band from Gothenburg, Sweden

-Man, did you go to the Monkey Union gig at Sticky Fingers last night??
-Yeah, it was sooo awesome!

by ApaDawgson January 20, 2018

Monkey Arms

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...

John had monkey arms after he finished his project.

by scooter133 June 15, 2016

monkey squad

A group of monkeys that are funny and are imposters.

You are not part of monkey squad.

by stootic May 24, 2021