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cunt faced cunt

An ambitious young adult, usually college-educated, living in or near a large city. They look after number one, and everyone else is low on the priority list.
"Look at that cunt faced cunt over there drinking all the mojito's"
by Craig Mac February 13, 2008
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mother fucker face

by Brett August 21, 2004
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Beat your face

Condescending Army term for telling someone to do push-ups.

Its usually used by a higher-ranked person toward a lower-ranked person for punishment. Wouldn't usually be used during PT, you'd tell someone "beat your face" if you caught them red-handed doing something stupid.

Rarely used by officers when dropping a sergeant for push-ups because of its condescending tone, its almost exclusively directed toward lower ranked enlisted when they fuck up.
Platoon Sergeant: What the fuck are you doing walking around outside without your cover (hat/beret) on you dipshit?
Soldier: Uh... uh... no excuse sergeant?

Platoon Sergeant: BEAT YOUR FACE
by infantryscoming August 19, 2010
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The North Face Complex

literal translation: "I'm a tool" "Independent and original thought are foreign concepts to me, as evidenced by my unexplainable desire to look exactly like everyone around me"
Geez, would you look at that, every single person in that fraternity/soroity is wearing the same color North Face jacket, they must have the North Face Complex.
by Jim G. January 24, 2006
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butt-to-face ratio

A term used to describe how much sucking up a person does versus normal dignified communication. A high butt-to-face ratio means you are a major kiss-ass.
- "Is it just me, or is Johnson kissing the boss's ass more than usual today?"
- "Johnson? That guy's butt-to-face ratio is always through the roof."
by CCompanies February 4, 2010
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shit-faced booking

The act of posting, messaging, uploading, mobile uploading etc... on ones social networking site when one is butt ass hammered and regretting it in the morning.
Katie is super hungover, and frantically deleting shit on her laptop... Apparently she was shit-faced booking again last night.
by zigler March 17, 2010
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german face wash

Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.
Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........
by bruceO.o December 7, 2010
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