This morning, after banging all night, I offered your mom some cream cheese or butter for her bagel. She said "no thanks, I prefer cock cheese", and scraped some off my unit.
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by Peepee drinker January 4, 2021
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I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!
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