Traded for cat claws

When you find an item for cheaper at another store

Bruh did you see the price of that lawnmower at the home depot? I almost traded for cat claws

by sonic the hebber hobber April 12, 2022

cat shit vinegar

A group chat that includes a wide array of people who start off acquaintances and slowly become homies. This group chat is a mongoloid of funny people and things. The groups will one day destroy the world, including noa as their first murder. They praise a god named Simon.

"Oh shit look at them! It's cat shit vinegar!"

"Omg they're so cool, I wanna be them!!"

by hi loser. April 2, 2020

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

cat tenders

a skinny cat

my cat tenders ate themselves

by cabagekid69 April 5, 2022

Cat

Felis Catus: a generally furry, insolent animal that has too much pride for an animal; born energetic but gradually gets lazier with age .

My cushion is soft and furry. Others call it a cat but I don't know

by Cassius_☺ November 6, 2020

Cat

The cutest mammal that ever existed, except those with allergies.

Cats are cute and play yarns, Katz is also cute but plays peoples' hearts.

by AydaWikaku August 16, 2019

A Pancake Cat

A pretty nice guy, who reads warrior cats like me! His name is Jimmy though, but hes still very cool.

"Hey A Pancake Cat, get online dude!!"

by Notufamgo February 20, 2021