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Pomeranian Butt Noose 

A four step process of entertainment in which:

1. One finds oneself with (or intentially induces) anal prolapse (also known as the pink sock).
2. One uses the protruding intestine to choke out a Pomeranian dog.
3. One grabs the unconscious Pomeranian by the hind legs and proceeds to swing it around, hitting it against anything and anyone.
4. One throws away the bloody pulp of a dog once it resembles the pink sock, preferably in public.
"I don't know if it was those biscuits I ate, or the Pomeranian Butt Noose... but I'm not feelin' so good."

"'When you see a Pomeranian, don't you just want to choke it out with your inverted intestine and beat the unconscious body into a pulp?'

'Obviously, dude... What did you think we were doing at the dog parks every Saturday?'"

mud butt 

shit on your cheeks. diarrea oh you butt
mud butt from chappeles show
mud butt by name34 August 3, 2006

butt napkin 

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.
<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Butt Bogardter 

One who bogardts butt.
Alex turned around and realized his butt had been bogardted.
Butt Bogardter by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Butt-Pirate of the Carribean

Any person(s) who have commited acts of anal(s) sex(es), or has simply popped their collar for the arousment of other men.
Space Mountain? But I dont want to ride it! Last time, I got stuck in between those Butt-Pirates of the Carribean!

butt implant 

1.Expression used to reserve ones seat or spot for sitting. Contradicts "Move your feet, lose your seat."
Man, I dont want to lose my seat. "Butt implant!"
butt implant by ubba... July 6, 2007

butt nugget release aparatus 

The area of the human body in which human waste is removed from the rear bowel.
"Kik, my butt nugget release aparatusis very swollen I think I may have a waste back-up!" says Dew