A saying for describing someone really cool
Ex. Dude your one cool monkey low key would suck your dick
by Cristian Grey January 9, 2018
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Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.
I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.
by Larzee March 19, 2011
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Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey
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Person 1: You are such a Sus Monkey
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch
by Deeznutsonyourtounge March 9, 2022
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