Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.

John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.

by Bitches420 February 15, 2021

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Penis

Something I love, you love and we all and often taste very nice

I love big penis

by DJ Roughley May 29, 2021

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A part that dangles between a males legs. It has 2 balls. It is used for urinating and in sex. During sex, This part gets stiff from feelings and once stiff, goes into a womans Vagina. (There is a sack in the Vagina designed about 4 inches deep for penises.) Once inside a vagina the balls will produce cum and deposit it out the penis into the vagina and then the womans body will do the rest. (More on Vagina and Sex). A guys penis is normally 3-4 inces long.

I pulled my penis out too early and cummed all over her.

by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022

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penis disorder

Something that antiepileptic drugs can give you

This is really unusual; you know sometimes my seizure medication causes a penis disorder.

by John478392 October 27, 2008

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Penis Shaman

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!

by greydotcom March 25, 2024

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