candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

by fuckuou November 14, 2022

slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit

I walked in the room, slangin my nuts

by ayo yo chico October 9, 2019

Aqua nut

The act of going in to the pool or sea without wiping the nut of your penis

Bruh, don’t go in there i just aqua nutted there.

All the fish in that pound have been aqua nutted.

by Flantman1 July 13, 2019

get your nuts up

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

“Alright mate? Did you see that bird last night?”

“Yeah it was great! She was well up for it!”

“Fairplay mate. Did you get your nuts up?”

“Damn straight I did! She was gagging for it man!”

by Misschilli76 January 2, 2023

ultra nut

The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.

I had an ultra nut to that midget porn

by TheLittleNutThatCould June 18, 2018

Nut

An absolute sender who pulls countless amounts of bitches and is overall just drowning in puss.

Man, I can believe Nut slept with three girls in one night

by Nut Monster March 31, 2022

No Nut November

This is one of the challenges ever!!! Seriously, I lost on the first day (❌🧢). But anyways, it's a challenge where every man cannot nut for all of November. And if you lose... nothing will happen. And if you win... still nothing will happen.

Tommy: Hey Nathan, how you doing in No Nut November so far?
Nathan: I lost on day 10, but I think thats good.
Tommy: Fucking loser, I never lose.
Nathan: Well damn, that's mean...

by Gold86star November 19, 2020