fuck my hat

An english term as in, ''fuck my ass'', or ''fuck me''. Showing that something went wrong.

''Fuck my hat! Why did you do that?!''

by Daedi December 3, 2006

Powder my nose

A sarcastic euphemism for going to drop a deuce, have a private conversation, or simply jet from a situation (typically a table).

(At a restaurant)
Man on date: The dividends on my Facebook stock payed my dues for the swingers club this year.
Woman on date: Excuse me, I'm going to go powder my nose.

by RobDestiny April 10, 2017

My Chemical Disease

1)frequently occurs after My Chemical Romance shows often due to screaming/crying/moshing etc. Often associated with high fever, fatigue, and loss of voice.
2)The contagious-ness of MCR fans. Everyone is very susceptible.

1) Doctor: I believe it's bronchitis
MCR fan: No it's My Chemical Disease.
2) "Everyone around here is so odd, maybe it's My Chemical Disease?

by Ms. Nemo December 24, 2008

pimp my ride

Ridiculous American TV show on MTV, where the host Xzibit gets his shit band of mechanics, interior specialists etc, to make a really crappy car, into a really crappy tacky car. One worth a watch!!!

"Hey I'm Xzibit, and im here to pimp yo' ride"

by Gilbo January 6, 2005

Tickle my pickle

You make me laugh.

You: Chris you tickle my pickle
Chris:Dude that's gay
You:No it's not it means you make me laugh

by Bacon120 July 1, 2015

Snapples my apples

This expression is used in two cases.

1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.

2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee

1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.

Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.

You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)

2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?

Dude2: Glee is singing, duh

Dude1: Snapples my apples!!

Dude2: Thanks homie

by Fargas111 December 5, 2010

Slap My Bass

To slap or fuck a girl in her vagina.

Hey buddy for $20 you can slap my bass

by Creator of Slap My Bass July 6, 2010