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What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!
Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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Your kids

If you cared about your kids I have the money by now.
Hym "Your kids don't justify anything and that is not why you a doing this. You need to stop deluding yourselves. Was Suchir Balaji not even blood for you? It's gotta be somebody's kid?"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2025
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Kid

by maandoo October 9, 2019
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Discovery Kids

a brand name owned by Warner Bros. Discovery. Starting as a television segment within the Discovery Channel, the brand expanded as a separate television channel in October 1996.1 Most of its worldwide channels were either rebranded or shut down, but the brand still exists as a website for children's activities and consumer products.
As of 2022, Discovery Kids-branded channels exist in India, Latin America, and as a programming block in the United States.
by Wendysfg October 28, 2023
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stinker kids

After butt sex, you go and give your woman a kiss of passion on the toilet while she laughs of the smell and pooping out your seed.
by Mrmarcusjr January 9, 2022
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kid temps kid

To have a dual personality around girls, This personality will urge the girls to chug cheap vodka, preferably Dubra and to make out with the man holding the vodka.
Any kid who tries to get girls drunk and shamelessly make out with them is a, "Kid _____ Kid".

Named after the original, Kid Temps Kid
by Cozz oz January 6, 2008
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Fortnite Kid

A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.

Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary

"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.

250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*

"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.

* they then blew up the fortnite kid*

"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary

"No worries kid" Said the swat members
by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023
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